The Links Have Eyes

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JustJared is featuring Arrested Development’s Will Arnett and Amy Poehler’s GAP ad. Cute.

Judging by the way Heroes is going this season (teen issues are not right for this show!) it’s probably a good thing the spin-off Heroes: Origins has been cancelled.

Thank the freakin’ Lord! Joss Whedon has announced he’ll be back with a new Eliza Dushku series – Dollhouse. Just as soon as the Writers Strike is sorted… I’m doing my happy dance right now!

PopJustice is all about the new ballad-free Girls Aloud album, Tangled Up.

Britney is continuing to publicise her album in her own shy, retiring, way.

Zac Efron is, shock-horror, apparently ‘growing up…’. Someone tell Disney, sharpish…

Oooh, don’t Jack and Kelly Osbourne look gorgeous?

Martina Hingis has retired from tennis after testing positive for cocaine use at Wimbledon.

Meatloaf beaten by Newcastle? Surely not.

Stephen Colbert has paid up and filed to have his name on the ballot in South Carolina.. (EDIT – Damn it, the dream’s over…)

A serious breach of national security occurred yesterday, says The Onion.

Slate espouses it’s opinion on American Gangster, the new Denzel/Russell Crowe/Ridley Scott epic movie thing.

Warren Ellis, comic writing genius, takes his first stab at prose fiction and PopMatters judges.

President Bush and his big business-loving group of chumps want to hurt the good even more, says Salon.

The Guardian questions the decision to take Spaced to America.

9 Responses to “The Links Have Eyes”

  1. In response to the Colbert story, sadly it doesn’t look like he’ll be running in a main party after all…The Democrat leadership decided not to allow him on the ballot.

  2. Colbert Denied By Democrats

    By Theo O’Brien

    Stephen Colbert’s highly publicized attempt to run for Presidency of the United States seems to have come to an abrupt end. The South Carolina Democratic Party decided Thursday that Colbert did not meet the criteria of having …

  3. Thanks for letting us know. This sucks… I guess it had to end sometime, huh? It’s a shame it stopped so soon as so many were enjoying the ride!

  4. Colbert for President! I love the guy and even though he’s wacky and wierd, he’d be better than any of the other candidates.

  5. I think Colbert should be Clinton’s VP.

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